Exploding Brain and Doberman's
Finally an explanation for those of you that have heard about the exploding brain syndrome in the Doberman but could never find proof. Based on years of research we have traced this phenomenon back to the first alien abduction of a doberman named Ralph.
Everybody knows that Dobermans have brains that grow larger than the skull can accommodate and eventually the brain just blows up. After years of research earthlings were still unable to actually prove this mysterious condition. They tested thousands of Dobermans however because the Dobermans have such high intelligence there was no way the scientists could find one that would cooperate! Not one single Doberman was willing to blow up under clinical tests. Imagine the frustration!!!
Scientists from the planet called "Wackette" are know for their competitiveness with earthlings. They were determined to find a willing participant, and Ralph was just what they needed. He really was a fine specimen with the perfect enlarged head and not so very smart. The scientists put him through intelligence tests, physical tests, and finally his head blew up ...unfortunately, It was then they realized he was a Rottweiler!!
Thought for the Day:
"Always look out for number one and be careful not to step in number two."
New Words for your Vocabulary:
Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.